Ode to Yona

My good friend is getting married!!! I could not be happier for her cos she just looks so happy..albeit a little stressed with all the preparations and everything.

Dear Yona,

I am so pleased for you that you have found Gerard (again). I think I will burst into tears when I see Sister walk you down the aisle. I think I will tear when I hear you and Gerard exchange vows. Yes, its drama, but I just feel so happy for you cos I know no one who deserves a wonderful, loving and yet sometimes irritating(comes with the package man..) family more than you. Your family. Nice.

I cannot wait for you and Gerard to have cute little ang moh kias (ahah). I will and I promise you this, buy them loads of clothes and toys. They will luuurve their Aunty Wendy.

wen

When Girls Go Wild!

The beginning of the day 

Drinks at Cafe Iguana 

Dinner at nice posh place 

Crazy fun begins 

Crazy fun ensues 

End of crazy fun 

Furious

I am furious. Because of some old moron who does not know how to be technologically saavy, I have lost ALL the information on my iPOd! Furious. Stupid and selfish colleague. Moronic. No cow sense. How can anyone be as stupid as to install itunes into someone else's computer when that someone else also has an ipod?! Stupidity aside, isn't it extremely rude? How can anyone not have any regard for other's privacy? I am FURIOUS. And super annoyed. I am upset with the fact that I have lost 1800 songs as well as episodes and episodes of Queer as Folk and the OC. Why oh well does stupid people like that exist? Why are they allowed to?? Life is unfair as stupid people should have been weeded out during the process of evolution.

Yo Girlfriend!

I have always thought that every one of us has a group of girlfriends or at least one girlfriend to call our own. Apparantly not.

Which is why it's time to count my blessings. I have girlfriends with whom i have practically grown up with. I have girlfriends that I met in the course of work, totally debunking my pre conceived notion that colleagues cannot be friends. And on top of them all, I have a wonderful bosom buddy (who has a formidable bosom) in my cousin.

I am so blessed. Throw in another 100 pairs of shoes in this equation and I will be the luckiest girl on earth.

Alcoholics Anonymous

Wendy: Hi everyone, my name is Wendy and I am an alcoholic.
Everyone (Choruses): Hi Wendy

BWAHAHAHAH

Its nothing like that. My AA club, made up of fun/crazy/drinks loving ex colleagues that came together through our love of hanging out and incessant bitching. I guess we were the only cool people there..and Sharon, you are the only cool person left there! Awful bosses, bosses who cannot speak/write English properly, bosses who think the world of themselves, and bosses who are all of the above. (Yes,we all know who that is - "thi is..uh know..")

I love our AA meetings, which ironically, is to come together and drink ourselves silly on delicious Moscato-s and Lychee Martinis.

YUM.

Growing up is hard to do

I remember the Toys R Us song "I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid". Didn't register then but now! Everyone is growing up and getting married...moving into the next phase of their lives. Much as I want to pretend to be a teenager, I can't. Its time to act responsible and be an adult. Kill me.

I want to play at Toys R Us. I want to run around the shop with a trolley and just push things into the cart.

Instead of playing there, I am working. Promotions, events...Not fun. But whoever said being a grown up was fun?